When did I become my mother

There was a time when certain things didn't bother me, but no more. I don't know when the change happened but if I ruled the world, the following would be law:

1. Men should not wear their pants hanging off their asses. I do not, I repeat, do not want to see your crusty underwear in plain view.
2. Please and thank you are much appreciated.
3. It's common courtesy to push your chair in when you leave.
4. Take off your hat when you enter a building.
5. Throw your garbage away! I am not your maid!